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i wanna go home but i am in my house

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole